AN Edmonton drinking Group with a running problem

True Trail Hash House Harriers

Hare Line:

12/05 – #138 – White Elephant Gift Exchange

12/19 – #139 – Fall Lalala Caroling Pub Crawl

01/02 – #140 – New Years Hangover Hash

01/16 – #141 – 5thish Anal Pedway Trail

01/30 – #142 Flying French Hash

#138 – White Elephant Gift Exchange

On-Out: B Street Bar

11818 111 Ave NW, Edmonton, AB T5G 0E5

On-In: Casa de Tinder Tits

11316 109a Avenue NW

Hare: Eager Peevert

Hey Pack! It is the T2H3 White Elephant Gift Exchange Trail.

Trail will evolve into Circle that will evolve into the Gift Exchange, which will evolve into general debauchery! I will be sure to bring Naked Jenga!

Trail: A-A’ Merry XXXmas! It is A-A’, but we have told you where the end is. If you want to drop things off beforehand that is fine, but we will also dry car gear and presents to the end.

Hash cash will be as usual. $8 gets you a BC beer and beer after trail until it is gone. BYOBeverages for when the beer runs out afterwards.

Tinder will have snacks. If you want dinner, eat at B Street.

Bring warm comfy clothes for after trail. This is totally casual and dress to sit around the room to exchange gifts. Onesies encouraged.

GIFT EXCHANGE: We are not capping gift price, but the idea is not to spend a shit-ton of money; quite the opposite. We want hash-appropriate gifts, this could be something as simple as BOOZE! It could also mean a sex-toy that you got from that toy party last year, or your elephant head jock strap that you grew out of 5 years ago. Nice gifts would be appreciated as long as they are hashy, but maybe you have a collection of lightly worn hash gear. Keep in mind that your gift could go to anyone, so a woman’s small hash shirt is not going on Eager Peevert. But everyone loves a coffee cup with boobies on it (most desired gift last year)! It doesn’t have to be crude, but the idea is to be creative with your hashing half-minds and cum-up with something off-color, something that promotes drunkenness or just general debauchery.

So in Summary:

Bring: Hash Cash, a map of the North Pole, dry warm comfy clothes, a dish to share, a naughty/hashy gift to put under the tree, new shoes and your own booze for after trail beer. And Oh…. your best ho, ho, ho-rny Christmas Cheer.

Pack Gathers: 6:30
Hare Off: 6:45
On Out: 7:00
Hash Cash: $8
Pay Hash Cash by e-transfer to: Truetrailh3@gmail.com
or PayPal to www.paypal.me/truetrailh3
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#139 – Fall Lalala Caroling Pub Crawl

December 19

Hares: HFPS & Cums in Spurts

More Detrails to Cum!

#140 – New Years Hangover Hash

January 2

Hares: Soggy Bottom

More Detrails to Cum!

#141 – 5thish Anal Pedway Trail

January 16

Hares: Eager Peevert

More Detrails to Cum!

#142 – Flying French Hash

January 30

Hares: Eager Peevert

More Detrails to Cum!