Awards

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Trails:

NumberDateNameHare 69.1Hare 69.2StartAreaNotes
1204/11/24Eager Deflours Deep ThroatDeep ThroatEager PeevertCanadian BrewhouseGrand TrunkGood Trail on the north side. Deep Throat learns to live hare and Cooter Bleach gets named.
1214/27/245th AnalversaryEager PeevertInky DinkyRossdale BreweryRossdaleVery fun Saturday trail. Great run through memory lane. Was very long
1225/9/24Trailer Trash HashCums in SpurtsQwEFT BGOld Timers CabinStrathconaThe trail was long a death march, but probably one of the most creative trails in quite a while. Laid trail with hay. WTF? Also got to ride the LRT back.
1235/23/24Oiler’s Day HashPeppermint MeatrodMother FlockerSOHOJasperFun short trail just prior to a playoff game
1246/6/24Gemini HashRumple ForeskinRub ‘er Tits/EagerDuster’s PubGreater HighlandsFun but long trail. Tied people up to go into the river valley and then took picks in pairs. Very fun drink check at Happy Beaver’s
1256/20/24Toga HashHigh Fructose Porn SyrupQwEFT BGSherlock Holmes – CampusUniversityFun Trail with just walkers, lots of toga pictures, a drink ski made of a bike rack, and Tits vs Dicks
1267/4/24Red, White & Booze HashPeppermint MeatrodEager PeevertRocky’s Bar and GrillBurnewood Community LeagueLots of shiggy, almost got caught. SBC also popped in for her annual TSH3 Hash
1277/18/24Pirate Hash!Rumple ForeskinToo High Too HashSmilies PlaceWEMAnother classic pirate adventure, photos on the ship in wem. Joined by Spicy Onion Ballz and Give me More out of Chi-Town
1288/1/24Glory Troll Gets DeflouredGlory TrollEager PeevertDocksideDowntownA death march apperently. But some fun bridge action? Definately a Death March. Lost half the pack
1298/15/24Animal!!AnimalFranco’s CallingwoodDarlene’s Dance AcademyA long slog through the trees and river valley. Nice picture points though. A couple injuries
1308/24/24Sexy CampoutConcealed WeaponEager PeevertRangeton ParkFun trail across the river and up a sled trail. Major YBF at the top of the hill.
1319/29/24Dungeons and Dragons HashPeppermint MeatrodGlory TrollDuggansBonnydoonMonsters to fight. Some hashers said tis the best trail they have ever been on….Just sayin
1329/12/24Mrs. Roper RunScreaming Wet HoleThe Bell SconaThe Granite Curling ClubGreat show of costume and wigs. Had a good section for dashers. Best SWH run in T2H3 history.
1339/26/24Porn Star CooterHigh Fructose Porn SyrupCooter BleachTime Out PubHazeldeanDead Laid Trail. Very EH3 like. Forgot to lay an ambler trail. Nice evening and some fun virgins.
13410/10/24Doggy StyleDoggy StyleDuggans BoundaryBonnydoonWas a good well marked trail. Northern Lights & beer transport snafu.
13510/24/24It’s a Mucus HalloweenThe Sound of MucusSt. Louis Bar and Grill, ST.ALBERTSt. AlbertA journey through braeside and ST.ALBERT. Some questionable marks. No splits. Beercheck was near the end and not middle. Darkside brought ICU from Winnipeg.
13611/7/24Rumple’s not Surprised to See Us!Rumple ForeskinBentstick BreweryHappy Beer StreetEager Shows up late. Drags along Portland Hasher Ranch on the Side. Just Diane finds a plant to put on her head. Spurts collects donations for her Grandson’s circumcision. And led to a rousing Dickie Dido with multiple verses related to foreskin. Honor.
13711/21/24Peppermint Meatrod gets Picked Up!Peppermint MeatrodSherbrooke PubSherbrookeA nice little trail hared by Meatrod. Orignally intended to be a Pick-Up Hash, so fucking cold that only a few people came, so Meatrod stepped up and took us through the neighborhood.
13812/05/24White Elephant Gift ExchangeEager PeevertB Street Bar & GrillQueen Mary ParkA fun time looking at lights along the way. People really liked the beer check at the kingsway hanger. Great gifts where stolen and snow angels made near broken tv’s.
13912/19/24Fall Lalala Caroling Pub CrawlCums in SpurtsThe CabinOliverA small pack got lost and quit after a 1/3rd of trail. Songs where sung on corners with a hashy style.
14001/16/25Pedway HashEager PeevertSherlocks DowntownIce DistrictSnow storm ridden outdoor trek with some delightful indoor portions. We lost not 1 but 2 hashers in the process. We named PLUSH (Pant’s low sweet harriette) at this trail.
14101/30/25Rumple and QwEFTs Day OffRumple ForeskinQwEFT BGO2’s Tap House and Grill West EndMayfieldSuprise Snow! A tiny pack with Tinders eagle eyes put to go use.
14202/27/25Triple Money Tounge ShotTriple ToungeDarkside of the MoonThe Pint on WhyteWhyte AveA fun romp around the Whyte Ave area. Trail went down to one in the middle. Some confusion on how fish hooks work due to Peppermint Meatrod
14303/14/25Green with Envy HashNumbskullDoggie StyleEuphoric 83Mill Creek Ravine SouthAnother snowy affair though the Mill Creek ravine. Green dress encouraged. A memorable river crossing with “fake” rocks.
14403/27/25The Gross HashQwEFTBGTinder TitsChimmy’s Pub & GrillEvansdaleA snowy affair though some mathmatically significant streets. A small showing but a mighty one. We also did well in trivia after.
14504/10/25Soggy BottomQwEFT BGSoggy BottomNew Castle Pub and GrillEastgate Business ParkA long trek through the scrap yards and train tracked area of the east side. We had three virgins show up!